*Cutting Liam's nails, after bathtime tonight, only one nail left to go, he runs off to fool around with Malachy...
Mummy: Liam, come back! There's still one nail left to cut.
Liam: Okaaaaay
*He returns
*Clip Clip
Liam: I never knew it took so long to do ONE nail!
Mummy: Ha! Where did you get that sarcasm from?
Liam: From you, Mummy. I got it from you.
*Come on, universe! He is only 5!!!