dress secret

Liam: Can I tell you a secret?

Me: Sure

Liam: Today I’m going to dress myself. But don’t tell anyone. It’s gonna be a surprise.

Me: Great! OK. I won’t tell anyone.

Pause

Liam: Do you promise?

Me: I promise.

Pause

Liam: Mammy when it’s 6 o’clock I gonna….

Me: Do that secret thing?..

Liam: SSSSsshhhh!!!! (running over to hush me)

Liam: (whispering in my ear) Don’t even say “secret thing”. OK?

Me: OK

Liam: You promise?

Me: I promise

Liam: OK

Walks away and plays as if nothing had happened. 6 o’clock comes and goes and he continues playing, oblivious.
So much for really important secrets!