so, where are we going?

Liam: (looking at me trying on my new coat) Where are we going?

Me: Nowhere

Liam: So why are you putting on your coat?

Me: Oh, I'm just trying it on

Liam: We're not going anywhere today?

Me: Well, actually... today you and Malachy are going to go and stay in Granny's house and Daddy and me are going to Barcelona with Lorcan to see the doctor who's going to make his lip better.

Liam: You mean you're wearing your new coat so the doctor will see you and say "you have a beautiful coat"?

Me: (dumbfounded)!!